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danyell.com Privacy Policy

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This site is a personal part of my life, like my diary or my bedroom. Like those things, it is also (full of) my personal property. It is, in effect, my home on the Internet.

The main and first purpose of this Privacy Policy is to protect my privacy. Its second purpose is to protect the privacy of the site's registered members, so long as that second purpose does not conflict with the first.

I expect all visitors to this site -- registered or not -- to behave as if they were visiting me in my home. I am your host and I want you to have a good time. If you keep this analogy in mind, you'll be just fine.

But if you make trouble for my other guests or myself, you will be dissed. If you persist, I will insist. If you resist, and do not desist, you will be dismissed.

NOTICE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AND GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES

If you visit this site in connection with the exercise of your duties as a representative of a Local, State or Federal Law Enforcement; OR as an employee or elected representative of the U.S. Government; OR as a member of the U.S. Armed Forces; OR as a member, representative, or employee of Law Enforcement, Government, or the Military of any other Nation:

YOU ARE HEREBY GIVEN NOTICE that all content served by this site is my private and personal property, or property that I am duly licensed or entitled to borrow, use or present; that this site is in effect my cybernetic home; and that any access by you of this site or any portion thereeof, whether in situ or when duplicated or reproduced in any medium, without both reasonable cause and a warrant, constitutes a violation of the rights granted me as a U.S. citizen by the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

IF HOWEVER, you are any of the above, BUT you choose to visit this site exclusively in your capacity as a private citizen or plain ol' human being, then to you I extend my Warmest Welcome. However the notice given above still applies.
END OF NOTICE

[Intelligent people with a deep-seeded sense of decency need not read further. Jump to Accept button.]

For those who need it spelled out, I reserve the right to do anything I please with my site. These rights include, but are not limited to, the following. I can:

1. Deny site access to anyone, registered or not, paying or not, at any time and for any duration including permanently, with or without a reason.

2. Add or remove any site content or features, regardless of authorship or origin, at any time and without notice.

3. Make a voodoo doll of you and poke it full of unbent paper clips while singing Elvis songs in falsetto baby-talk.

4. Change the text or terms of this Privacy Policy at any time without notice to anyone. My sole obligation is to keep the current policy posted on this site.

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